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"Keep in mind my "perfect timing" theory and that ugly men vastly outnumber yandao kias. For example in Zouk...theres this chiobu who is single. There are 100 men. only 1 out of 100 is yandao. Say within the first hour, she doesn't feel like getting to know men .She just wants to dance. And within this first hour, 20 men go up to her. One of them being the yandao man. All of them get rejected cuz as i've said, she doesnt want to get to know men , she just wants to dance. After an hour of dancing and after sipping a pina colada, she goes to the toilet n checks out herself. "Hmm...i look great tonight, hope i meet sommeone interesting".
Now she is in the mood to meet men!! Dancing is secondary. She goes back to the dance floor and grinds her body against her female pal to make men notice her. The remaining 80 ugly men around her steam. Even though she is in the mood to meet men, she just wants to tease n play a little. The next 10 ugly men who go up to her get rejected. Suddenly she sees a couple dancing and smooching. She feels empty and conscious abt her singlehood all of a sudden. Now she's not only in the mood to meet men, maternal instincts tell her that she aint getting younger and she should reproduce.Plus she is feeling lonely. At that very moment, the ugliest and fattest man comes up to her and asks for her number. He succeeds. His timing was PERFECT.
I also need to stress that while women appreciate eye-candy, they prefer aural stimulation over visual stimulation. Hence, women, in general like men to say that they love her everyday.She won't be tired of hearing those words but she may get tired of your yandao face.
Trust me.Girls are addicted to being romanced and having someone to be there for her always. They just can't stand being alone whereas us guys, when we're single, we;d find things to do like play soccer with our friends, PS2 parties, clubbing , talk cock. Whereas girls cannot.They will feel very empty when they don't have a bf."
WHAT THE FUCK!If the world consist of like this,i rather obtain the art of timing!
But if you think carefully,it is merely short term thing if you can't keep this so-called exciting shits going for a long thing.
If this art of timing is fucking successful,i gotta bang my head agaisnt the wall and slam people with this 'desperation feelings' thing!*GRRRRRR*
Anyway,i really like this analogy thing even though i don't like the idea of the most ugliest person get the prettest person just because he got this art of timing shit!BLEAH!
Tomolo,i will show my analogy.It is called ART OR CARE!BANZAI!
Tony Del Piero wrote and posted at at 10:34 pm
